I’m trying to increase engagement with my followers… so tonight during sex, I’ll call my wife by the name of the fifth person who reblogs this.

So there were a couple people who tried to reblog twice to sneak in, but since I said “fifth person”, I’m going to count them as one.

Here are the results:

1. rachellovesnoodles
2. haden64
3. skillerx21
4. nostalgiaandoptimistic
5. satanlordofhelldeathetc

God damn it. This is like worst case scenario.